The Donald

So, we just watched the season premiere of The Apprentice. Missed it on Thursday, but they show it again on Prime on Sundays. I figured out a new drinking game: you watch the show, and every time someone says, "at the end of the day," you have to take a drink.

I know it's a terrible show and everyone on it is despicable and it was created by the devil for soulless halfwits, but what keeps me coming back is that grumpy baby face that Trump makes when he's about to fire this week's patsy. And then, after he's fired them and they're leaving the room, it subtly changes into a grumpy baby with gas face, as his eyes become slightly crossed. Once you've seen it you can't miss a week of it.

- Andrew