Thursday, August 30, 2007

Q: What are the effects of a week in isolation on the communication skills of an already verbose individual?

OK, here's all about our week in the woods on the river by the sea. I'll try to keep the narration to a minimum, but I've just had a nap and am now drinking a cup of coffee, so we'll see how it goes...


When our friends Angie and Cliff drove us out to the cottage it was raining, but it cleared up almost as soon as we got there, so we walked around on Risser's Beach, which is just a mile or two away. I found out that they made it home without getting lost, despite my terrible directions, so that's a huge relief.



The cottage was right on the river that is "Petite Riviere," looking across at the marshy side of Risser's. That evening another friend, Jill, came from another cottage in Mahone Bay to spend the night with us. She brought along an old friend of hers from Toronto, Tiina (the one on the left), and we had a really nice time with them wandering around the rocks and beaches the next morning. And they took a picture of Ali and me together before they left, an impossibility for the rest of the week.



It was a super comfortable cottage, and even the beds were not much harder on the back than our one at home. I still say nothing beats a futon. There was a mouse there too (not pictured), but it mostly didn't bother us too much. Well, OK, it did scrabble around in those books quite a bit, and once we saw it climb right up the wall, floor to ceiling, which was fairly horrifying. But there were a couple of days when we didn't see it at all. Of course, it made up for it on the last day by running around all over the place like an attention-starved child.

For some reason, there was a portrait on one of the walls of Lou Reed as a young child.


We did a lot of this.

And a lot of this. Together, we ploughed through five books, which is really good considering the weather was hot and sunny every day except the first and last. Ali read Ishiguro's Never Let Me Go, which I'd eaten up at the cottage last year, and then a book about cat behaviour by Desmond Morris, of The Naked Ape fame. She's been putting her new expertise to the test on Buster, with amazing results. Except for the solos, his electric guitar work is almost road-ready.

I, meanwhile, finished my first Haruki Murakami novel, Norwegian Wood, which was a little disappointing. I guess it was a sort of sweet, semi-autobiographical coming of age tale, but the fact that every female character wanted to go to bed with the protagonist was kind of offputting. Plus everyone was always committing suicide. Weird.

Then it was Life of Pi. Johanna had given it to me for my birthday, and it started out very compelling but then became religious and preachy, and I'd put it down for quite awhile. Another friend of mine, however, urged me to continue with it, so I did and boy, was I glad. Once the pontificating was over, the story was a wild ride of adventure, humour, and horror. Not for the squeamish, this book, and I'm not sure a cottage in the middle of nature with a mouse running around was the best place to read it, given all the nightmarish zoological details it contains, but I still really enjoyed it.

Unfortunately, the author gets briefly preachy again at the end, presenting [SPOILER ALERT] what I would call the literary argument for belief in God. It goes something like: since God's existence or non-existence makes no factual difference to the way the world is, and since we can't prove it either way, shouldn't we just believe the explanation of the universe that is the best story (i.e. the one where God made everything and continues to express His will through the natural world)? I believe Kierkegaard subscribed to an argument similar to this one, though it was much more subtle and entwined with other ideas. There are many problems with it, but the chief ones are the highly questionable judgment that The Bible is a better story than the one which scientists and atheistic philosophers have come up with, and more importantly the fact that BELIEF in God's existence actually does make a hell of a lot of difference in the world, thank you very much! In that sense, this novel makes a pretty good lead-in to Richard Dawkins' The God Delusion, or probably any of those other God-bashing books which are so popular right now, in that it gives you a personal sense of what the atheists are up against, in case you thought they were just setting up straw men in order to knock them down.

[SPOILER (and bore) ALERT OVER] Anyway, the END end, after the little sermon is over, is quite cute and clever and generally satisfying. If it weren't for the nightmares it gave me, I'd recommend the book without reservation.

And then the other book I read was Brave New World. Everyone's forced to read that in high school, me included, so I won't go on about it, except to say that I don't know what compelled me to read it again, but I'm glad I did, as it's much funnier and more expectation-frustrating than I'd remembered. Also, Aldous Huxley seems, in 1932, to have coined the phrase "bell-bottomed trousers"!

We biked to this funny little museum on one of the LaHave Islands one day. We always visit it when in Green Bay. It's housed in an old church, and it makes me think of the poem "Church Going" by Philip Larkin. Probably just because we always arrive by bicycle.


There are plenty of spectacular sights in the area.

One day we went for a long hike southward along the coast, all the way to Broad Cove. It's a hefty hike anyway, and there were plenty of stops for nature appreciation and photo ops.

This is what I was taking a picture of. There were bees all over those thistles!

And this is what I looked like after I got the picture I wanted.

In Broad Cove, we'd hoped to get a cup of coffee before turning back, but didn't see anywhere to do that. In fact, the whole town seemed to be about six houses and a little beach. There was one other couple on the beach when we sat down to eat the remainder of the lunch we'd brought and dip our feet in the water. We were pretty exhausted and were trying to figure out whether the highway would present a shorter return trip. The only problem with that idea was that we'd ridden the bikes part of the way and left them in the woods, so going back via the highway would mean walking the extra few miles to the bikes after returning. It was a really hot day and the whole decision was just making us more pooped.

Then the other couple got up to leave and we asked them what time it was. A conversation ensued, and in the end they offered us a ride back to the cottage, as they were headed in that very direction! Lucky. It was their fifteenth wedding anniversary and they apparently liked Frank Sinatra a lot because that's what was blaring in the car the whole ride back. They were very nice, though [Why 'though'? Are Sinatra fans known serial rapists or something? - ed.], and it was a bit of a treat to have a conversation with someone other than ourselves.

Back at the cottage, we changed into our bathing costumes and walked to where the bikes were, grabbing a couple of coffees at the canteen on the way. Then we biked back past the cottage to Risser's Beach, where we immediately plunged our exhausted bodies into the heart-attack-inducing Atlantic Ocean. It felt great. I lay on the beach reading for awhile while Ali continued to body surf. Or at least her head did; that's all I could see in the foam, eyes closed and teeth grinning. When we finally rode back and checked out the map in the cottage, we figured out that the day's adventures had comprised about 20 km of walking and cycling. Slept well that night.

Then, the next day, we explored a trail in behind the big hills on the opposite side of Green Bay Road from the river. It was a little wild and unused (a porcupine guarded the entrance), but it generally ran alongside the property edge of the pastures the hills serve as in the daytime. At one place, the path went right up to the edge of the farm's fence, and we saw that cows were eating very nearby. They heard and saw us and started running in the opposite direction. But we called to them and told them it was OK, and they actually turned around and decided to check us out. There was one cow who was the bravest, and the rest just kind of followed her. It was sort of scary when the whole herd started walking right up to us, but also very cool. They were completely gentle, and let Alison take some glamour shots of them.





There's one other thing we did a lot of at the cottage, of which it's impossible to get a photo, and that's listen to the radio. At first we could only get the Bridgewater pop station, CKBW. They play an interesting assortment of contemporary music with a few unexpected wild cards, but it's generally the same songs every day and it soon became monotonous. Then we found CBC 2 and that was the end of CKBW. Classical music around a hot woodstove is pretty nice, but even more of a treat was our discovery of the late night show "The Signal". It's hosted by Laurie Brown, whom I remember fondly from her "New Music Magazine" days in the eighties, and they play just the greatest mix of mostly downtempo, contemporary, hipster/weirdo music, with a tonne of Cancon. Very enjoyable. We started listening to it every night.

One night the show's theme was musical inspiration, and Laurie was talking about Björk. I'm a huge Björk fan, so I began listening intently. As an aside, I'm also a huge Joni Mitchell fan, and though I'm familiar with most of her work, she has a huge catalogue, so there are some albums I've never gotten around to. The Hissing of Summer Lawns was one of those albums until very recently, when I decided on a friend's advice to pick it up and check it out. I'd always liked the cover art, and the music on it turned out to live up to it, in some surprising ways.

Specifically, much of the album is very contemporary-sounding. I always knew Joni was ahead of her time, but on this record she's got some weird keyboards and rhythms going on that I never would have expected from her. The song "The Jungle Line" seems especially prescient, and every time I heard it I kept thinking, "This could be on Björk's latest album. It reminds me a lot of her single, 'Earth Intruders' [see video below]."



Was it just the primitivism of the Burundi beat (ahead of its time in the Joni Mitchell song; alluding to the beat's popularity as part of the now-popular-again sound of eighties post-punk in Björk's) and the visual similarities between the new video and the old album cover? I felt there was also some correspondence going on with the interesting low keyboard sounds and the almost amelodic melodies. But I had no proof.

However, and now my aside/soliloquy is finally over, I was informed this night by Ms. Brown that Björk was also, in fact, a huge Joni Mitchell fan, and had had an almost mystical relationship with the album Don Juan's Reckless Daughter as a young teenager. She could sing the entire album when she was in her first punk rock band. This was VERRRRRY interesting to me! But the kicker came when Laurie went on to introduce a recent recording, by Björk, of a Joni Mitchell song for a Joni Mitchell tribute album that just came out, and it turned out to be "The Boho Dance" from Summer Lawns!

So now I have a mystical relationship with "The Signal" and we've been listening to it in bed every night ever since. Too bad it's on so late — I have to turn it off after 40 minutes or so or the missus hits me over the head with a rolling pin.

Anyways, that's our trip. I guess I didn't do very well with the minimal narration thing, but I kind of thought that was how it would go. Sorry. Next time I'll try to be less manically opinionated, and I won't use any adverbs.

Seriously.

- Andrew

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

This Just In

I'm in the process of collecting and fixing photos from our week at the cottage to post on here. It's kind of taking a long time. In the meantime, here's a very funny "news" piece you can watch. I just stumbled upon it today. It's from The Onion.


- Andrew

Sunday, August 26, 2007

And It's Not Even Labour Day Yet.

The cottage was just perfect, as expected.



Our friends Cliff and Angie very generously drove us out to Green Bay, even though they couldn't hang around for very long once we got there. We did get to spend some time in the sun on the nearby beaches with them, which was really nice and also unexpected as it had been raining all day up until then.

As they left that evening (possibly in the wrong direction, possibly due to my poor navigational skills — I'm afraid to find out), another friend of ours, Jill, showed up with her friend Tiina (sic) and we had a nice dinner together and checked out the musty old books filling two walls of the place. Pretty good selection, I must say. And a good hiding spot for the mouse that was living there. At least, we chose to think of it as one mouse.

Anyway, those two stayed over as there was plenty of extra room, and we spent the next morning wandering around the beaches along Green Bay Road with them. After they left, Ali and I felt briefly at a loss for what to do. But the weather was fantastic all week long, and we soon got more seriously down to the business of relaxing. Together we got through five books, had lots of fires, ate whenever and whatever we felt like, played cards, did yoga, went for long hikes and bike rides along previously unexplored trails, swam in the ocean, napped, took lots of pictures (many more to be posted soon), chatted with animals both wild and domestic, played frisbee and badminton, listened to a lot of crappy radio, and generally appreciated life. I think I already said this, but it bears repeating that it was perfect. I'll fill you in on more details when I post more pictures.


But in the meantime, and more importantly, my sister Erika and her husband Mike just took delivery of what is from all available evidence a beautiful baby girl. She's named Charlotte Mary and she arrived via express stork Friday morning. Congratulations, guys! First daughter, second child for them, second niece and fifth in the niece/nephew category for us. Why is there no metacategory for nieces and nephews? I'd like to be able to say, "I have five nerfs" (or whatever). Seems odd. Think I'll write a letter to my local newspaper editor.

- Andrew

Saturday, August 18, 2007

More Vacation

Believe it or not, we're hitting the cottages once again, this time at our favourite spot on the South Shore, Green Bay. We'll be there for a week, living rustic with no phone, TV, or computer. Nothing to do but read, eat, and yoga it up. Our friends Angie and Cliff are driving us up and spending the first day with us, and after that we'll be stranded. This has been one great summer for "getting away from it all". If only Buster could join us...

So, and not that this is anything out of the ordinary, but there'll be no blog posts for the next week. My hope is that while we're away the culture won't change so drastically that we can no longer communicate with others on our return. That would be terrible. Do you understand this concern, dear reader, or have my words already become just a borderline-conscious-looking set of pixels on your monitor? If it's not too late, here is my advice: don't let them delete this image from the collective memory, and everything else will follow.

- Rip

Monday, August 13, 2007

R & Art & R

I did sleep on the shuttle a little, using my own chest as a pillow. Not very comfortable. But we made it over to the island and had just about the most pleasant time you can imagine with regular Our Blogloo reader Jennifer and her awesome family. Their cottage is beautiful, the island is beautiful, the sand and waves and seaweed and caves, kites and fun and books and sun, mussels and cherries, ice cream and berries, outdoor showers and thunder showers and meteor showers and unfilled hours all added up to the backdrop for a dream from which we never wanted to wake up. Plus they're the nicest people you'd ever want to meet.

Unfortunately, Alison took all the pictures, so she's not in any of them. But I swear she was there too.












Then there was a short week of work in there (boring), and then on Friday evening we went out to Mahone Bay to see a gallery show of Johanna's most recent paintings. It was a great show. Impressive work and I believe she sold four pieces. Again, you'll have to take my word for it that Mister Snuffaluppagus, I mean Alison, was also there.





Afterwards we went to a restaurant and chatted over some food and beers with Johanna's friend Ian and his friend Jen (a different one). Even though the conversation unfortunately got onto The God Delusion and I stubbornly wouldn't let it go, it was still a really nice evening.

And on Sunday my softball team played an exciting game — under a blazing and relentless sun — whose score remained tied right up to the end. Going into extra innings, we confidently shut down the other team, thanks in part to my patented end-of-the-game-rhythm-changeup pitching style, which never fails to confuse. Then we proceeded to hit as well as we had all day. I got on base with a short bloop straight toward the other team's infuriatingly infallible centre fielder, who, I'd noticed, had not turned around yet when the pitcher began his windup. It was one of the most satisfying moments of the day for me when he almost but didn't quite make it to the ball. A few more equally impressive at-bats from my teammates, and I easily scored the winning run. Great ending to a nice weekend. And Alison was there too.

- Andrew

Saturday, August 04, 2007

Quick Update

I went with Johanna and her brother Jochim to see Sloan at the Marquee last night. It was the first bar show they'd played in Halifax in about twelve years, and it was a doozy. Got right up at the front, pumped my fist, sang along, and had my eardrums blown out. Then I saw tons of people I hadn't seen in a really long time and hung out backstage until all hours of the morning. A perfect night.

And speaking of all hours and faces from the past, it's quarter to six AM now, and we're about to board a shuttle to PEI, where we'll spend the long weekend with our friend Jennifer and her family. They have a cottage over there, where they're spending the entire summer. We haven't seen Jenny in I don't know how many years, as she lives in Toronto, and we're really looking forward to spending time with her, Tom, and little MacKenzie. I hope I can sleep on the shuttle, because right now I'm running on two hours' sleep.

See you when we get back!

- Andrew