Alison and I went to the gym this morning for the first time in quite awhile and I weighed myself after I was done. I weigh EIGHT POUNDS more than the last time I was in. Must be that second cookie I had yesterday.
Our friend and my coworker Meg just left after having lunch and a visit with us. She made a delicious noodle salad to go with Alison's famous vegetable pie, and then we forced her to look at pretty much every bit of creative work either one of us has ever done. We were like two siblings vying for parental attention. Now she's gone, having been bored completely to tears, but we might as well keep all this stuff out because Joan is coming over any minute. Where did I put that bronze Participaction award from grade four?
- Andrew
Friday, December 30, 2005
Thursday, December 29, 2005
Holiday "Activities"
Where has the time gone? The past four days are a giant blur of visits, Ultraman, and alcohol. And Ultraman is due back tomorrow I just realized, even though we've only watched ten of the 39 episodes. Oh well -- I'm starting to perceive a bit of a pattern to the plots. The Science Patrol gets a call about a giant rubber monster that appears from the sea/a lake/the earth. They put on their helmets and race to the scene, leaving Fuji the lone female member to hold down the fort/look after their child-mascot/make coffee. Once there, they generally stand around/formulate ineffective plans/otherwise act useless, and finally are saved when one of them secretly turns into Ultraman, who clumsily wrestles the monster for three minutes before blowing it up with a beam of dotted lines that comes out of his hand.
On Monday night we had a few friends over, including Jeff, who had to go back to Toronto the next day. It was a real nice time, but I stayed up way too late debating and theorizing with Johanna after everyone else had sensibly gone off to bed. Topics discussed: Christmas tree aesthetics, kitsch, the Japanese, political correctness, hippies, religion, parental influence real and imagined, Supreme Court rulings on sexual deviancy in public places, the Narnia Chronicles, non-judgment of others, judgment of others, political corruption, dealing with requests for immoral favours. Alcohol consumed: wine, rum & eggnog, rum & coke, beer.
Charles dropped by on Tuesday afternoon and we gossiped for awhile, then put together the artwork for an album of songs he's been working on for sometime and is just finalizing. I can't wait to hear the finished product! I also completed Talk to the Hand: The Utter Bloody Rudeness of the World Today, or Six Good Reasons to Stay Home and Bolt the Door, which Erika gave me for Christmas. It's by Lynne Truss, author of Eats, Shoots and Leaves, and is very much in the same hilarious, if slightly heavy-handed, style. I think I like this one a little better, actually, as the subject seems a little more worth getting worked up over. A sample:
"Those of us who automatically deal out politeness words in suitable contexts are becoming uncomfortably aware that we earn less credit for it than we used to. It is becoming obvious that we are the exception rather than the rule, and that our beautiful manners fall on stony ground. People who serve the public are becoming impervious to rudeness, either because they are young and don't care, or because they are older and have learned to toughen up or suffer a nervous breakdown. Either way, if you attempt to sympathise with a shop-worker who has just served a rude customer, the response is rarely the one you expect. Mainly you will get a blank shrug, which carries the worrying implication: this person doesn't care whether customers are polite or not. This makes it quite hard to go through the ensuing politeness display without feeling self-conscious, or even quaint. 'May I please have it wrapped separately?' you ask, with your smile fading. 'Thank you, that's perfect, how kind you are.' The ground starts to slip from under you, as no validating response comes your way, yet you are powerless to stop being polite and old-fashioned. 'And what a fine morning, forsooth!' you exclaim. 'Ha. By God's breath, thou hast a cunning way with yon mechanical abacus! Hast thou a quill-pen prithee? Or mayhap I must digitate upon yon artful keypad?'"
Yesterday I had to actually do some work at the office, as the bi-weekly used car supplement which I produce is due at the newspaper by 9:00 Wednesday morning and we're closed until Tuesday. This thing is usually about a day and a half of work, but I got it done yesterday in under four hours. Mind you, the changes this time around were pretty minimal, but still it's amazing what a little lack of distraction and some motivation to get out of the office can do.
Then Ali and I went to my boss's place for an incredible dinner with his family and a few other people. It was a fantastic smorgasbord of delicacies, and we had a great time talking mostly about bugs, cats, and people's most hated jobs. Unfortunately it went on until almost 11:30, and we were supposed to be meeting up with our friends Matt and Laura for drinks at 9:00(!), as they had to go back to Toronto the next day (a recurring theme at Christmastime in Halifax). Oops. We felt terrible about it when we finally showed up, but were glad to get to talk with them for a couple of hours before the bar closed. They're really sweet, funny, wonderful people, and it's ALMOST not worth seeing them for such a short time when it means having to say goodbye again. But things seem to be going really well for them in the big smoke, and we were plenty drunk by that point, so nothing but happiness and good times came out of it.
So today was a bit of a hangover, catching our breath day with little to no activity. I did a tiny bit of freelance design work and read some rock books which Charles loaned me as bribery for doing his CD artwork. Besides that, a couple of episodes of Lost over ordered-in manicotti was about all that happened. It really is a pretty lame show. As crappy TV goes, it's no Ultraman.
- Andrew
On Monday night we had a few friends over, including Jeff, who had to go back to Toronto the next day. It was a real nice time, but I stayed up way too late debating and theorizing with Johanna after everyone else had sensibly gone off to bed. Topics discussed: Christmas tree aesthetics, kitsch, the Japanese, political correctness, hippies, religion, parental influence real and imagined, Supreme Court rulings on sexual deviancy in public places, the Narnia Chronicles, non-judgment of others, judgment of others, political corruption, dealing with requests for immoral favours. Alcohol consumed: wine, rum & eggnog, rum & coke, beer.
Charles dropped by on Tuesday afternoon and we gossiped for awhile, then put together the artwork for an album of songs he's been working on for sometime and is just finalizing. I can't wait to hear the finished product! I also completed Talk to the Hand: The Utter Bloody Rudeness of the World Today, or Six Good Reasons to Stay Home and Bolt the Door, which Erika gave me for Christmas. It's by Lynne Truss, author of Eats, Shoots and Leaves, and is very much in the same hilarious, if slightly heavy-handed, style. I think I like this one a little better, actually, as the subject seems a little more worth getting worked up over. A sample:
"Those of us who automatically deal out politeness words in suitable contexts are becoming uncomfortably aware that we earn less credit for it than we used to. It is becoming obvious that we are the exception rather than the rule, and that our beautiful manners fall on stony ground. People who serve the public are becoming impervious to rudeness, either because they are young and don't care, or because they are older and have learned to toughen up or suffer a nervous breakdown. Either way, if you attempt to sympathise with a shop-worker who has just served a rude customer, the response is rarely the one you expect. Mainly you will get a blank shrug, which carries the worrying implication: this person doesn't care whether customers are polite or not. This makes it quite hard to go through the ensuing politeness display without feeling self-conscious, or even quaint. 'May I please have it wrapped separately?' you ask, with your smile fading. 'Thank you, that's perfect, how kind you are.' The ground starts to slip from under you, as no validating response comes your way, yet you are powerless to stop being polite and old-fashioned. 'And what a fine morning, forsooth!' you exclaim. 'Ha. By God's breath, thou hast a cunning way with yon mechanical abacus! Hast thou a quill-pen prithee? Or mayhap I must digitate upon yon artful keypad?'"
Yesterday I had to actually do some work at the office, as the bi-weekly used car supplement which I produce is due at the newspaper by 9:00 Wednesday morning and we're closed until Tuesday. This thing is usually about a day and a half of work, but I got it done yesterday in under four hours. Mind you, the changes this time around were pretty minimal, but still it's amazing what a little lack of distraction and some motivation to get out of the office can do.
Then Ali and I went to my boss's place for an incredible dinner with his family and a few other people. It was a fantastic smorgasbord of delicacies, and we had a great time talking mostly about bugs, cats, and people's most hated jobs. Unfortunately it went on until almost 11:30, and we were supposed to be meeting up with our friends Matt and Laura for drinks at 9:00(!), as they had to go back to Toronto the next day (a recurring theme at Christmastime in Halifax). Oops. We felt terrible about it when we finally showed up, but were glad to get to talk with them for a couple of hours before the bar closed. They're really sweet, funny, wonderful people, and it's ALMOST not worth seeing them for such a short time when it means having to say goodbye again. But things seem to be going really well for them in the big smoke, and we were plenty drunk by that point, so nothing but happiness and good times came out of it.
So today was a bit of a hangover, catching our breath day with little to no activity. I did a tiny bit of freelance design work and read some rock books which Charles loaned me as bribery for doing his CD artwork. Besides that, a couple of episodes of Lost over ordered-in manicotti was about all that happened. It really is a pretty lame show. As crappy TV goes, it's no Ultraman.
- Andrew
Sunday, December 25, 2005
Merry Christmas
(A stocking stuffer from Ali. Whuddya think, though? Should I grow a real one?)
Hope everyone's having a nice one. We've been getting to see lots of friends, and that's hopefully going to continue into this week, which we both have off. Went for a nice walk around the ghost town in the fog today, and then ate a big Tofurkey with all the fixings over a bottle of wine and a couple of episodes of "Lost" (which is not quite as good as I'd imagined from all the hype, but oh well, we've also got 40 episodes of "Ultraman" to check out). This evening we recorded this carol using the new mic stand Ali gave me:
Peace on earth.
- Andrew
Friday, December 23, 2005
Monday, December 19, 2005
Egads!
Friday, December 16, 2005
Orders from a Self-Confessed Nerd
Saturday, December 10, 2005
A Nice Winter Day
It snowed last night and today was really sunny, which made for some nice walking around, even though the purpose of the walking around was Christmas shopping. I managed not to be a total crank. Well, not all of the time, anyway. In fact, I'm actually starting to get a little bit into the seasonal spirit, I have to admit. I think the only way out of being angered and depressed by all the bad taste and downright ugliness which Christmas seems to bring out in most of the western world is to dive headfirst into the festivities on your own terms. There's been enough holiday iconography and signifiers collected up over the years that there's bound to be something out there to induce the warm fuzzies, whatever subcultural camp one finds oneself barricaded in. For instance, we've been listening to Duke Ellington's version of The Nutcracker Suite tonight, and tomorrow we'll catch a matinee showing of It's a Wonderful Life before picking up a small tree to be sparely and tastefully decorated. Sure, the merchants would love for me to feel depressed and therefore guilty over my lack of Christmas spirit so that I'll spend more money at this most important time of year for them, and maybe it's just the sunshine talking, but I say screw 'em.
- Andrew
Friday, December 09, 2005
Loo loo loooooo...
OK, so I'm sorry I haven't been blogging very much lately. Things are pretty hectic and I always seem to be tired when I have free time and I guess the whole Christmas thing has been kind of bumming me out so I never really feel like I have anything worth telling anyone. We watched the Charlie Brown Christmas special the other night and it was devastating as usual. Alison cried and I got a huge lump in my throat. I remember getting that lump from it one year when I was a little kid, and I didn't even know what it was -- I thought it meant I was getting sick. They really suck you in by making the first half all jokes from the comic strip and you think, "Oh, this is not so bad. I think I can take it this year," and then they begin quickly ramping up the pathos, starting when Charlie Brown goes out with Linus to find a tree. Even the light in the sky when they go outside is enough to make you realize, "Uh oh. What have I gotten myself in for?" By "you" I mean me.
Charlie Brown's and, particularly, Linus's voices are so perfect in that show. I don't know where they found those kids. So soft-spoken and understated. Especially in that Luke reading -- he really brings out the poetry in that passage like almost no one else could by completely underdramatizing it. I wonder what kind of adults those two grew up into.
If you haven't started bawling by that point, the "MERRY CHRISTMAS CHARLIE BROWN!" will of course get you every time. And if it doesn't you might as well pull the other foot into that coffin, 'cause you're beyond help. By "you" I mean you.
I'm making an e-Christmas card to send out to people. Maybe that'll help me get more into the spirit than the seasonal red and green sprinkles on the donuts served by Santa-hatted Tim Horton's ladies seem to. If not, I'll have to go out and find a play in need of a director.
- Andrew
Charlie Brown's and, particularly, Linus's voices are so perfect in that show. I don't know where they found those kids. So soft-spoken and understated. Especially in that Luke reading -- he really brings out the poetry in that passage like almost no one else could by completely underdramatizing it. I wonder what kind of adults those two grew up into.
If you haven't started bawling by that point, the "MERRY CHRISTMAS CHARLIE BROWN!" will of course get you every time. And if it doesn't you might as well pull the other foot into that coffin, 'cause you're beyond help. By "you" I mean you.
I'm making an e-Christmas card to send out to people. Maybe that'll help me get more into the spirit than the seasonal red and green sprinkles on the donuts served by Santa-hatted Tim Horton's ladies seem to. If not, I'll have to go out and find a play in need of a director.
- Andrew
Monday, December 05, 2005
Finished!
Well, for now, anyway. Here's the new and improved electronic tune I've been working on.
- Andrew
- Andrew
Thursday, December 01, 2005
Haven't heard from you in a while, Ali.
Three things I love – yoga, Buster, and pre-winter light. I don't know who this yoga lady is...I found her on google images under "crane". She looks like she's having fun. Not taking herself too seriously. Buster, oh Buster, you are so cute. This is a recent photo of the kitty taking a break from knocking his superball around. The last photo was taken last year at this time and I recently rediscovered it in among my many CDs of photos. I needed an excuse to display it cause I really like it. I think it was about 4:30pm, late November. Something like that. It is very blue out. Anyway...
Next time, three things I hate. (grrrr.)
Of course I watched Martha.
Did anyone else notice at the end of the show, while the credits were rolling, over the usual music that goes: Bomp bomp. Bomp bomp. Bomp bomp. Buddle buddle buddle bomp bomp... there was a crazy sax solo? I was busting a gut, but maybe other people wouldn't find that funny. Also, there was some other instrumentation bringing out a 6/8 time signature where I'd only ever heard 3/4. That was kind of cool.
- Andrew
- Andrew
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